"As science measures time," declares an eminent geologist, "the Garden of Eden was a thing of yesterday." All we can say is, "Where was Councillor Clark yesterday?"
Special Correspondent. "When they released me they said that if I showed my face in Ireland again I should be shot."
Editor. "I'll let these Sinn Feiners see that I'm not to be intimidated. You'll go back by the next train."
"POLES OVER THE LINE."
Evening Paper.
So that accounts for the weather.