"Well, there 's plenty to do," he said. "Get a spade and dig the garden all over."

Dig it all over indeed when I ought to be plucking nosegays of Lysimachia clethroides and Pyrethrum uliginosum to put in my buttonhole! I prefer to dream my dreams.

Evoe.


Mistress. "So it's the chauffeur that's going to be the lucky man, Mary? I was under the impression that the butler was the favoured one."

Cook. "That was so, Mum; but Mr. Willoughby let me slip through his fingers."


THE CABMAN AND THE COIN.