Henry.
(To be continued.)
Officer. "When you see a moon like that, Thompson, doesn't it sometimes make you feel a little bit sentimental?"
P.O. "No, Sir, I can't say it do. The on'y time I gets sloppy now is when I've 'ad a few nice-lookin' pints o' beer."
Commercial Candour.
"Do not delay. The above coats will last only few hours."—New Zealand Star.