Commercial Importunity.

"Services! Dozens other cars available, £1,500 to £50. Call and insult us."—Motor Journal.


More Visions of the Unseen.

"The roads are peculiarly situated, and are dangerous not only because they are main cross roads, but also on account of the hidden view they afford of each other."—Local Paper.


Teacher. "And what does ff mean?" Pupil (after mature deliberation). "Fump-Fump."