Pamela (presently, in a mournful chant). A for Don-key. B for Dicky—

The Scene closes.


MORE OUTLINES OF HISTORY.

Sailor. "We have just seen some orange-peel and banana-skins floating on the starboard, Sir."

Columbus. "Was there any chewing-gum?"

Sailor. "No, Sir."

Columbus. "Then it must be the West Indies we're coming to, and I'd hoped it was going to be America."