"Should I get returned as your representative you will have no cause for regret when my term of office expires."
—Provincial Paper.
"The strike of the mechanical staff of the 'Karachi Daily Gazette' has ended."
Evening Paper.
We wondered why everybody looked so pleased in London that day.
"Since her treatment with the monkey gland Miss Ediss has received enough complimentary nuts to stock a market garden. An ornate basket of monkey nuts fills a prominent place in her room, and two cocoanuts tied up with coloured ribbon strike the eye of the visitor."
—Sunday Paper.
In that case we shall postpone our intended visit until Miss Ediss is herself again.
