Inquiring Visitor. "Well—er—not much. You see, I live in a bungalow."


"Fears are entertained that the chalice, which is of silver-gilt, may have been broken up and investments profaned."

Daily Herald.

We should have thought that our Communistic contemporary was the last paper that would have considered investments sacred.


"K. T. B—— and T. W. H——, both of Liverpool, who were in company with Mr. L—— in the car, agreed that the speed was about fifty-one miles an hour. On the gradient and at the turn it was not safe to travel faster."

Provincial Paper.

One of those examples of "Safety First" which we are always pleased to chronicle.


THE OPENING RUN.

The rain-sodden grass in the ditches is dying;