"She don't 'arf swank since 'er farver was knocked over by a Rolls-Royce."
"The Czecho-Slovaks will shortly be able to see the successful play, 'The Right to Stroke.'"—Evening Paper.
Good news for the local pussies.
"The first annual dinner of the —— Club was held in the Club Rooms on Saturday evening, a large number sitting down to an excellent coal collation."—Local Paper.
Surely a little extravagant in these times.