WORTH A TRIAL.
Ulsterman. "HERE COMES A GIFT-HORSE FOR THE TWO OF US. WE'D BEST NOT LOOK HIM TOO CLOSE IN THE MOUTH."
Southern Irishman. "I'LL NOT LOOK AT HIM AT ALL."
Ulsterman. "OH, YOU'LL THINK MORE OF HIM WHEN YOU SEE THE WAY HE MOVES WITH ME ON HIS BACK."