There remains but "half-a-brace."


New Landlord. "George, billiards will be eighteenpence a hundred."

Potman. "That's more'n they paid before, Sir."

New Landlord. "What did they pay?"

Potman. "Well, it was a bob, but they mostly sneaked out through that door."


Situations to Suit all Ages.

"Lady-Typist (aged 1920) required for invoicing department of West End wholesale firm."

Daily Paper.

"Wanted, capable Person, about 3 years of age, to undertake all household duties, country residence."

Scottish Paper.