["To be fashionable one must have the waist so narrow that there is a strain upon the second button when the jacket is fastened."

Note on Men's Dress.]

Garbed in the very height and pink of fashion,

To-day I sallied forth to greet my fair,

Nursing within my ardent heart a passion

I long had had a craving to declare;

Being convinced that never would there fall so

Goodly a chance again, I mused how she

Was good and kind and beautiful, and also

Expecting me to tea.

And after tea I stood before her, feeling