"Why I didn't go to the Bar.
By Horatio Bottomley."

"John Bull" Poster.

Perhaps it was after hours.


"This upset Mr. Chesterton, a patriotic, beer-eating Englishman."

Sunday Paper.

We deplore the modern tendency to pry into the details of an author's dietary.


"What the word 'Democracy' was intended to mean was that every man should have to betrTcOshrdluesthafaodfabadofgarfaf."

Local Paper.

We have long suspected this.


"Milwaukee.—Fourteen cases of whiskey, a large quantity of brandies, gin and wines were found stored in a bathhouse. It will be presented to the federal grand jury for action."

Canadian Paper.