Doctors in Court.
Medical men, experts and others, in the witness-box, are unfortunately apt to use technical terms for which there are no equivalents in plain English. For this pedantry the Judge usually snubs them. Quite right. There are no hard words or phrases, of which the use, by Judges or Counsel, is sometimes unavoidable, in Law.
AFTER THE PARTY.
Mater (aroused by the Horse pulling up). "Whit's the Matter, Guidman?—Onything Wrang?"
Pater (bringing his Faculties to a Focus). "Let us just Consuder the recent Circumstances. Was oor John in the Gig when we Startet frae Ardrishaig?"
"Oor John" was in the Gig—when they Started!