Nor almond rock, nor lemon-drops
Nor sugar-plums, nor lollipops
With which small children cram their crops
Are sweeter than the Monday Pops.
The Monday Pops! The Monday Pops
Delight of fogies and of fops
The music that all other wops
Is given at the Monday Pops.
Their fame all rivals far o'er-tops
You see their programmes at the shops