THE BABES IN THE CHRISTMAS WOOD. "The Cry is still they come!"
PUTTING HIS FOOT IN IT.
She. "And do you still squeeze up the Ladies' Feet in your Country?"
He. "On the contrary, Madam! That is a Chinese custom. We in Japan always allow the Ladies' Feet to grow to quite their full size. Not that any would ever rival yours, Madam!"
[Is delighted with his neat little Compliment!]