But they will never dare—the dastards, No!—

To stop the Lord Mayor's Show.

Your fright, my Lord, 's a pardonable error.

The Proclamation can't apply to you.

No one, I'm sure, can take you for a Terror,

Red, white, or any other tint or hue.

Are you "disorderly"?

No; you within legality's trim-kept border lie;

From touching you even almighty Law

Would shrink with utter awe.