Town life is most unnatural; but, hang it, Doctor, you

Know somebody must live in town, and so what shall we do?

Why, just forget your catalogue of city-bred diseases,

And let each fellow eat and drink exactly what he pleases!


Mr. Champion (not one of the Seven of Christendom) writing to the Times in defence of the Socialists—and writing very effectively too—said, "Of Oldland, who has been committed for trial, I know nothing, except that he is a total abstainer." Is he? Then why didn't he abstain from attending a disorderly meeting in Trafalgar Square?


Moral Government Required.—We are always reading of Vice-Presidents everywhere. Are there no Virtue-Presidents?