I was trained in a different school, and my motto's good work for good wage;

But the sweaters and spouters between 'em spoil that in this book-learned age.

Mister School Teacher just take my tip, I can tell you you're on the wrong lay;

You get paid, so I've heard, by results; the results, Sir, are bad, and don't pay.

Boys learning to read, and then spending their pence upon "Highwaymen" trash;

Lads knowing the pons asinorum, who can't make a door or a sash;

Louts lolloping round on the loose, spouting fragments of Socialist stuff;

Mobs of "workmen," played shuttlecock with by the ranter, the "red," and the rough;

True hands by the thousand left idle, poor mouths by the myriad unfilled,

Because Wealth's so hard upon Labour, and Labour's so often unskilled;