Had I wist.

Had I wist, they would make me swallow,

Huge poems all moonshine and mist,

In addition to "speeches" all hollow;

They shouldn't have cabled a thing,

They shouldn't have used me to wing,

Leagues of rhymes that the word-spinners sing,

Had I wist.


Valuable Opinion.—We understand that the Authorities have consulted Mr. Briefless, Junior, Q.C., (Queer Counsel) on the right claimed by indifferent passers-by to stand between the police and the mob, in view of the Chief Commissioner's statement that such passers-by cause the chief difficulty in quelling disturbance; The learned Counsel has given a lucid opinion to the effect that any mere sightseer may be arrested and imprisoned, unless he or she can prove the having come to the spot for a riotous or other unlawful object.