Autocrat of den and cage!—

Nothing will begrudge, I'm sure,

That may nourish, please, or cure

His prognathous little pet.

Half the luxuries you'll get

Would leave satiate and cloyed

Any hungry "Unemployed."

Cakes—and, if you like it, Ale—

Oh, Gorilla, will not fail;

Gunter's you may sack at will,