Latest From Lichfield.—Dr. Johnson loved "a good hater." He ought to have flourished next year—Hatey-hate! Ha! ha!
"EMPLOYMENT."
First Loafer. "'Say, Mate, if they was to put a Shovel in yer 'Ands, an' tell yer to go to Work, would yer take it?"
Second Loafer. "'Course I would."
First Loafer. "Would yer Use it?"
Second Loafer. "'Course I would?—like a Shot! I'd Spout it!"