How I pleaded in vain for a truce!

Too frightened to shoo them away,

I could never say Boh to a Goose!

I have lived through a number of phases,

I have rhymed of the grave and the gay,

But the clatter of critical phrases,

But the moralist armed for the fray,

I have fled in unseemly dismay,

Since the Gander—’tis all my excuse—

For, in brief, since that terrible day—