I think that a Ballade is bosh!

I know I am looking a fright;

That knowledge, I know, is in vain;

My “brolly” is not water-tight,

But hopelessly rended in twain

And spoilt by the rude hurricane!

Though clad in a stout mackintosh,

My temper I scarce can restrain—

I think that a Ballade is bosh!

Oh, I’m an unfortunate wight!