Why, it’s half-past three, he’ll be here sood,

Ad gib me sub bore of his beastly drugs,

Ad tell me to keep warb udder the rugs.

Achoo! Achoo!

Oh! what shall I do?

I’ve coughed ad sdeezed till I’be dearly blue,

Ad by doze is so sore,

I card blow it bore,

It feels as tedder as if it was raw;

Subbody told be he’d heard of sub stuff