And for everyone else it is bound to be loss.

A nice pooty look-out! Oh, I know what they say;—

That the women work better than us for less pay,

And are much less the slaves of the pint and the pot;

What's that got to do with it? All tommy rot!

We have all got to live, and if women-folk choose

To collar our cribs or to cut down our screws,

They will have to be bread-winners, leaving us chaps

To darn stockings at home with the kids on our laps.

Well, I hope as they'll like it. I tell you what, neighbour,