In taste and in pertinence equal

(Though such a conjunction would be of the oddest),

But what, anyhow, is the sequel?

Rad papers all cry, "We've once more before us

An instance of folly inrushing."

Whilst all the Conservative Journals in chorus

Declare "it is perfectly crushing!"

"Little Pedlington's" snubbed by the Liberal Press,

And urged such fool tricks to abandon.

Cry Tories, "I guess the Old Man's in a mess,