'Twixt your lip and the yearned-for American Cup.

On both sides the Border we wish you success,

And we trust of the race you'll not make a Barr mess.

Your health in a cocktail, although you're afar,

And we can't call you—yet—an American Barr!


INDEPENDENCE.

"I'm afraid you've fallen down and hurt yourself, my little Man!"

"Well, and if I 'ave, it ain't none o' your Business!"