Is the motto, "Arts," the College says, "quæ prosunt omnibus."
But unless by operations he amasses store of pelf,
It is clear the arts in question will not benefit himself.
Yet the Members are not happy, and with energy they say,
They should have a voice in choosing those who over them hold sway.
Sir Morell Mackenzie slashes at the College with a will;
Lord Dunraven to his rescue comes with promise of a Bill.
Haply from this Æsculapian combat we may chance to see
Fairer future for the College, though the Doctors disagree.