To him who's hungering for a good square meal.

This joint is juicy, and the carver skilled,

But many plates are waiting to be filled.

The Restaurant is famed for popular prices,

A clever Cook, and oh! such whopping slices!

What wonder then that customers are clamorous,

That appetites, of good cheap victuals amorous,

Sharpen at sight of that big toothsome joint?

The carver does not wish to disappoint;

He is no Union Bumble, stingy, truculent,