The virtues of the System you must doubt,

Or any Englishman who's in his senses.

If we are worth our salt, as you assure us,

Surely from pocket-loss you might secure us!

Verb, sap., Ask Hamley; he is "in the know,"

And he has tried—with some success—to teach you.

I know the usual fine official flow;

'Tis time the voice of rough sound sense should reach you.

A long, harsh dieting of stint and snubbing

For patriot youth is not nutritious "grubbing."