Once on a Commission dreary sat Dunraven, worn and weary.

Hearing many a snuffling Hebrew, many a Sweater's victim poor,

Oft he nodded, nearly dozing, but, on the Commission's closing,

Schemed out a Report, supposing that by such Report he'd score.

"Tone it down," his colleagues muttered; "like a sucking-dove let's roar,

Gently purr, and nothing more."


"Be those words our sign of parting!" cried Dunraven, swift upstarting;

"Sweating's an accursed system, but if now our toil is o'er,

We leave twaddle as sole token of the swelling words we've spoken.