ULTIMA RATIO.

Small Rustic. "Yeou can't go that way."

Stalwart Young Lady (out Sketching). "Why not?"

Small Rustic. "'Cause there's—there's Hurdles."

Stalwart Young Lady. "But I can get over Hurdles."

Small Rustic. "And then there's the Bull!"


ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.

Extracted From the Diary of Toby, M P.