But shake up the Bag and share round, like good pals a pot-lucking? Oh no!
Wot these jokers call Justice means knocking all 'andicap out of life's race;
"Equal chances all round," they declare, wouldn't give equal power and pace!
Wy, no; but if things weren't made nice for the few with the power and the tin,
The 'andicapped many would be in the 'unt, and some on 'em might win.
Pooty nice state o' things for the perkers! Luck, Law, and the Longheads, dear boy,
Have arranged the world so that the many must work that the few may enjoy.
These "Equality" jossers would spile it; if arf their reforms they can carry,
The enjoyers will 'ave a rough time, and there won't be a look in for 'Arry.