RUSTIC POLITENESS.
Squire Roadster. "Where are the Hounds, my Man?"
Yokel. "Gar on with Yer! Don't knaw wheer the 'Ounds be, and got a Red Coat and a big 'Oss! Yer oughter be ashamed of yerself!"
The Latest Catch-line.—Good Day! Have you read the Report of the Special Commission?