FELINE AMENITIES.
Fair Hostess (to Mrs. Masham, who is looking her very best). "Howdydo, Dear? I hope you're not so Tired as you look!"
THE FINISHING TOUCH;
Or, Preparing for Mr. Speaker's Party.
Anxious Old (Legal) Nurses loquitur:—
Ah! he's ready now, thanks be!
But a plaguier child than he
I am sure we Nusses three
Never dressed.