Chief Clerk (after three hours' hard work). Now, Gentlemen, one at a time. Smith versus Brown!
Six Solicitors' Representatives (speaking together). Won't take a minute in—only an order to——
Chief Clerk. One at a time, Gentlemen! Who has the conduct of this matter?
First Solicitor's Representative. I have, Sir. It's an order to sell some freehold land. We have half a dozen valuations, and we want you to decide the conditions of sale.
Chief Clerk. Hand in the documents, and let the matter be submitted to the conveyancing counsel for a draft. Adjourned for a week. Next, please! Jones versus Robinson!
Second Solicitor's Representative (forcing his way to the front). This suit has been going on for six years, and we have got to second further consideration. By the recent statute, Sir, you now have to tax the costs.
Chief Clerk. Very well; hand them in, and when I have looked through them I will give you an appointment to proceed. Next, please! Snooks versus Tompkins!
Third Solicitor's Representative. Settlement of certificate. There are eighteen parties to this suit, and we have seventeen present—the eighteenth would be here, but I fancy the gentleman in charge of the matter has the influenza, and——
Chief Clerk (relieved). Oh, very well, then; as we can't proceed behind his back, we must adjourn it. Shrimp versus Lambkin!