His head should lie crushed 'neath the merciless heel

Of honesty hotly indignant.


THE DIVORCE SHOP.

Private Inquiry Agent. "WANT A DIVORCE, SIR? CERTAINLY, SIR.—CERTAINLY! ANY EVIDENCE YOU MAY REQUIRE READY AT THE SHORTEST POSSIBLE NOTICE!!"


Nothing New.—"Every Schoolboy" knows that scent was familiar to the Romans, and what scent it was. Will he not at once quote the line, "Tityre tu patchouli recubans," &c.