Q. What does it find as profitless as St. Stephens?
A."Evens!"
Q. What more exciting than "The Pouncer's" nods?
A."Odds!"
Q. What does it love far more than Labby's jokes?
A."Oaks!"
Q. And what beyond all Elcho's quirks and quips?
A."Tips!"
Q. What would it call him who of "Sport" turns squelcher?
A."Welsher!!!"