"I am afraid not, Sir. My education was neglected. Beyond reading, writing, and arithmetic, I know next to nothing."
"That will not be an objection," returned the Senior Wrangler, as he put a gardenia in his button-hole. "Our highest class is composed of our oldest pupils, and as they all suffer from over-pressure, your duties will be simply those of an attendant in an asylum for the care of the imbecile!" And the Ruined Ratepayer was entirely satisfied.
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Transcriber's Note:
The query and the correction made are indicated by dotted lines underneath. Scroll the mouse over the word and the query or the original text will appear. Page 281: Maggie McIntyre, on Wednesday becomes Maggie MacIntyre on Thursday. Both have been retained, as the transcriber does not know which is correct, or if the two were interchangeable. Page 287: 'posesssion' corrected to 'possession': "In calm possession of some upper floor". |