With that bull on my track, and this bag on my back, a burden that Milo would hamper.

Though Milo was not a pedestrian "pot," nor was it a turnstile that nipped him;

No, if I remember my classics aright, 'twas the fork of a pine-tree that gripped him.

But nowadays one had need be a Milo and a fleet Pheidippides in one, Sir.

And with carrying weight I'm in such a state, it isn't much further I can run, Sir.

Oh, drat that bull! Will nobody pull the brute by the tail, and stop him?

Such beasts didn't ought to be let loose; in the clôture pound they should pop him,

With a gag on his muzzle. This turnstile's a puzzle, with its three blessed wings, confound it!

I don't see my way to getting through it, and there's no way of getting round it;

And I am that fat—no, I won't say that; but I'm not, like dear Arthur, quite lathy.