If you wish the truth to know
About popular Monro,
And who next ought to resign,
Ask a P'liceman!!!
A NASTY ONE.
Miss Smith (to Brown, who has just been relating an amusing personal experience). "How good! And did it really happen to you?"
Brown. "Yes, really—only yesterday!"
Jones (his hated rival). "Ah! But I can tell you a still older Story than that, about a Fellow who——" [Tells a regular Joe Miller.