INFELICITOUS QUOTATIONS.
Jones (after a delightful Waltz). "And now, Miss Brown, let us go and seek some 'Refreshment for Man and Beast!'"
"GIVEN AWAY WITH A POUND OF TEA!"
A Song of (Imperial) Shop.
Oh, nice little, plump little German boy,
Approaching the Counter of B. & Co.,
You never, most probably, hoped to enjoy