A pair of Tweed Co-operative Breeches!

Why eighty-six per cent. (at Clackmannan) are intent,

(Nearly nine-tenths of all its population),

In a fashion fair as stout, upon fully working out

The principles of true Co-operation.

Yet there are no earthquakes there, and Lord Rosebery in the chair

At the Congress of Co-operative Delegates,

Talks in tones of hearty cheer, and the very thought of fear

To a Limbo Fatuorum calmly relegates.

Members One million men, with a capital of Ten,