Should peruse Primrose's pithiest of speeches,
Meanwhile Punch drinks good health to the "Labourer's Commonwealth,"
And long wear to those Co-operative Breeches!
WEEK BY WEEK.
Monday.—Preparing for the Derby. Mr. Stanley goes out of his way to meet Lord Salisbury. Lord Salisbury goes out of Mr. H. M. S's. way.
Tuesday.—More preparations for Derby.
Wednesday.—The Derby. Mr. Punch out for the day. Party at Foreign Office to meet Mr. Stanley unavoidably postponed.
Thursday.—Trying to recover from Derby Day.
Friday.—Private Eclipse of the Sun. For tickets to view, inquire at Timekeeper's Office, Charing Cross. Only a limited number will be issued.