Wot's the good to make a fuss?

Yes, you're right, Guv, this is dirty fun and dreary;

But 'Rounders' might just bring us 'fore the Beak,

And if we dropped our peg-top down a airey,

They would hurry up and spank us for our cheek.

Arsk the swell 'uns to play cricket, not us nippers;

We must sit here damp and dull,

'Midst the smell of stale fried fish and oily kippers,

'Cos the Town's so blooming full."

True, true O children! I of old have seen you