New Novel, shortly to appear, by a Director of the London and Westminster Bank, entitled, Allsopps and Conditions of Men.
Ungrammatical but Quite Correct.—When a Gentleman asks, at a book-stall, "Have you a number of Woman here?"
What's "a bore for coal is fun for us!" Mem. by Shareholder, S. E. Line.
NIL DESPERANDUM.
Fair Visitor (to Hostess). "How wonderfully well Mrs. Wilkinson wears! I do hope I shall be as Good-looking as that at her Age!"