Well, the country does not get too often a chance

Of an honest excuse for a genuine dance,

And would step it quite gladly, if only assured

It could once from old dodges feel safely secured,

Being certain its guns, before setting to caper,

Do not exist merely on War-Office paper!


MR. PUNCH'S DICTIONARY OF PHRASES.

Social.

"You are one of the few people with whom I can really enjoy a quiet talk, all to our two selves;" i.e., "I should be very sorry to introduce you to any of my set."