Farmer C. (chuckling.)

Too late! they've drunk the lot, the little vormints!

The W. U. (bitterly).

So out of life I must inglorious wriggle,

Pursued by Tommy's grin, and Jenny's giggle!

[Dies in great agony, while Tommy, Jane, and Farmer Copeer look on with mixed emotions as the Curtain falls.


RECIPROCAL HOSPITALITY.