Q. Did you pass the Bank Holiday pleasantly?
A. When I tell you that I seized the opportunity to go to Calais and back third-class excursion with a number of anti-temperance-movement fellow passengers, you will see at once that the festival must have been to me a source of unmixed enjoyment!
THE ARGUMENT BY ANALOGY.
Mariar Ann. "What a beautiful 'Ouse, Miss! What a lot o' Rent you must 'ave to pay! I suppose Ladies and Gentlemen do pay Rent?"
Daughter of the House. "Of course they do."
Mariar Ann. "What a deal o' trouble your Father must 'ave, to get it together every Week!"