WEEK BY WEEK.
Monday and Tuesday.—Nothing particular, except meeting Mr. Stanley.
Wednesday.—Mr. Punch comes out. General rejoicings.
Thursday.—Milk Adulteration Contest at Wormwood Scrubbs. Cat-shooting in Eaton Square commences. Treacle-makers' Company insist on presenting their Bicentenary Gold Medal to Mr. Stanley.
Friday.—Private Eclipse of the Sun, invisible to everybody, except Mr. Stanley.
Saturday.—Banquet of the Bargain-Drivers' Benevolent Association. Song by Mr. Stanley, Meet me by Moonlight.
Sunday.—Festival of the Five Quires for a Shilling. Everybody in "Go-to-Meeting-Stanley Costume."
Monday.—Afternoon Firework Display at the People's Palace.